In what has to be one of the most surreal moments of my life, I’m celebrating Thanksgiving in the Masai Mara of Kenya Africa. We are at the Lake Nakuru Lodge and they have laid out a big feast for us. But here is the weird part, the gentleman at the table next to me is the spitting image of Salvador Dalí, right down to the waxed mustache. There is a strolling musician playing guitar and singing “Welcome to the Hotel California” with a very, very thick Swahili accent. Tony has, how do I say this, had a large number of “Tuskers” the local beer and is singing right along with the guitar player. And the cherry on top of this acid flash back is the fact that right outside the lodge is a 500 pound male lion that is having sex. So every 10 minutes you hear the lion roar so loud that it rattled the windows. Turns out that lions have sex every 10 minutes for a couple of days. Happy Thanksgiving, Pass the gravy please….