The safari lodge is nice enough that they serve us coffee and bagels each morning. It’s a very peaceful scene, sitting next to a river at sunrise until you realize that the river is full of crocodiles and there are lions on the other side of the river watching you. As the sun comes up you hear the sounds of nature, birds chirping, monkeys hooting and screeching. Here comes Frank for his morning coffee, there is a monkey sitting at his table. Of course Frank thinks the best thing to do is run towards the monkey to scare it off. Frank charges the monkey and it doesn’t move, it does not even blink, then Frank stops only to have the monkey charge him. I was laughing so hard as my buddy now runs like a little girl with the monkey hot on his tail. Seems the monkeys will attack the guest in order to steal the sugar bowl. Thank God we all got those Tetanus shots.